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Everything I Need to Know I Learned from my Spam Folder
By John Calvin Hughes
Somebody left me a lot of money in Nigeria.
Drugs are cheaper through the mail.
From Canada.
Love is just a click away.
Someone is waiting to meet me.
My perfect mate is waiting for me!
But I really should enlarge my penis.
Jesus saved. Now I can too.
On my mortgage.
But time is running out to apply.
Bad credit is okay.
I didn’t know that.
I guess I qualify.
My child can receive a letter from Santa.
I wish I could.
Against all odds and good common sense,
I could become a police officer.
Time is running out.
But I may have known that already.
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