“Good Stink” And “Diagnosis: STD”

By Amanda Chiado

Good Stink

My favorite air freshener is called

Grandma goes to bingo.

Diagnosis:  STD

Everyone loves a pirate,

a one-eyed ocean ghost. 

A grunt is an acceptable answer

to any question worth asking. 

I’m good at reading rotten teeth,

they are my future. 

Pirates make good boyfriends

because they give you stolen

bangles. Hauntings are so romantic.