Defenestration

Purple Post-Its Gone Wild!

By Various Contributors

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1- A portrait of the Hindu god Ganesh, drawn by Stephanie O’Donnell. Apparently, Stephanie knows Ganesh personally, and he posed just for her. She’s got that sort of personality. You know, the kind gods like. Also, she makes good brownies. You can check out more of Stephanie’s work at http://kitschfactor.deviantart.com.

2- A nickel taped to a post-it note, sent in by an unknown submitter. Apparently this is supposed to serve as some sort of bribe. Well, we’ll have you know, good sir, that your money is no good here, as our vending machine does not accept nickels.

3- A cartoon called “Ski Bob” drawn by Steven McFee. We don’t know who or what Ski Bob is, but he looks adorable. His bio is as follows: “Steven originates from Middlesbrough but left in search of fame and fortune, attracted by the glittering lights of London.” Apparently, he also likes mashed potatoes. Us too!

4- A post-it stuck to a poem written by Editor-in-Chief Andrew. It was rejected by a literary magazine that shall remain nameless. Oddly enough, these comments were made about a poem written in iambic tetrameter.

5- A picture of some poor sap being devoured by what looks like some sort of demonically-possessed dinosaur, drawn by Jess Flee. You can see more of her work at http://shandrak.deviantart.com.

6- A haiku with visual accompaniment, drawn and written by Stephanie O’Donnell. Stephanie wants everyone to know that she’s awesome. There. We said it. Give us our fifteen f---ing dollars now, Steph!