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Fueling the Debate on Drivers Licenses for Crustaceans By Susan Major ____________________
____________________ Susan Major is an accident-reconstruction specialist for the National Crawfish Safety Board (NCSB) in Portland, Oregon. Currently on loan to the NCSB's sister agency, the Combined National Molasses & Mascara Safety Board (CNMMSB), she is investigating a tragedy involving an unlikely accident between cheap mascara and Blackstrap molasses. Initial reports suggest that the skid marks are extremely sticky but make your lashes look extra full. You can monitor Susan's activities at www.majordevelopments.com. |
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