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Eyes And Fingers And Stuff  

By Leslie Lee

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While this may sound terribly disgusting, this was found in the lunchroom under a steaming serving tray marked “Surf & Turf.” Eileen insisted that this consisted of neither Surf nor Turf, unless these stray bits of gore were found in the stomach of a shark.

Hope you weren’t eating anything!

 

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Leslie Lee is a Canadian Princess with more money than the richest Tsars of Tsarasia. You can see more of her work at http://pictures-and-pencils.deviantart.com. Admission is free.

 


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