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Monkey Bars

By Jeremiah Stansbury

Text by Luigi Fairbanks

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Here’s another painting from Jeremiah Stansbury. Again, I circulated the piece to the other members of the staff in order to get their opinions on the piece. With Jeremiah’s work, this often consists of trying to decipher what’s actually going on in the painting.

Eileen: “Why is Liberace attacking that large red monkey? And why has he taken his shirt off? And why is he wearing my Shoes of Magnificence? Who painted this, Luigi? Who dares intrude on my life through such colorful portrayals of shoes, monkeys, and violence?!”

Genevieve: “You’ll notice Freud being trampled upon at the bottom. At least, that’s what Freud looked like when I trampled him in 1987.”  

Andrew: “Monkeys!”

Bigfoot: “My cousin Ralph was a nude model.”

Haratron: “Oh, I get it. Monkey bars, as in the playground apparatus. Yeah, okay. That would explain the basketball hoop in there. When you said monkey bars I was imagining a bunch of monkeys getting drunk. This is totally different. Incidentally, my grandfather was melted down and turned into some monkey bars.”

 

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Jeremiah Stansbury is a prolific artist who is currently being prolific in art. His artwork has been on display in numerous areas in the Memphis, Tennessee area and on that magical technological marvel known as the internet. In fact, you can see more of his work here: http://www.absolutearts.com/clipinpics/.

Luigi Fairbanks remembers the Alamo. He remembers because Ozzy Osborne peed on it.

 


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