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Tender &
Succulent By Erin Bryant ____________________
____________________ Erin Bryant is a journalism graduate student who dreams of one day ridding the world of the blight upon humanity known as Katie Couric. Her interests include art, 400-count Egyptian linen, and Fabio's well-oiled pectoral muscles—in short, the finer things in life. She excels at procrastination, consuming large quantities of string cheese, and writing angsty, self-loathing essays about dreamy broad-backed boys who don't know she exists. Her life goal is to one day acquire a hard-bodied Latin pool boy who answers to "Alejandro" and has a natural predilection for thigh-skimming loincloths. |
(c) Defenestration Magazine, 2005
