The Two-Headed Rhino 

Photo by Charlotte Jones

Text by top Defenestration scientists

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This is a photograph of the rare two-headed rhinoceros, known by its scientific classification as Ceratotherium pushmepullyou. Two-headed rhinos such as this are regarded as sacred by many of the more superstitious tribes of Africa, whose native word for the beast roughly means “That which cannot empty its bowels in the savannah.”

While photographer Charlotte Jones claims that the picture was merely two normal rhinos standing in just the right position, we brushed off such a ridiculous claim as being “boring as hell.”

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Charlotte Jones, after three successful submission attempts with Defenestration, has since gone on to many things. The only one she feels is worth noting, however, is her getting published in Nerve Cowboy. Which we think is a video game of some sort.

The scientists working at Defenestration have been taking Quaaludes since the day they were hired. After successfully determining that televisions will never learn to fly even with proper training, they have since kept busy trying to surgically graft various kitchen appliances to large sea mammals.