Posts Tagged ‘ V.X ’

“Poems Composed Upon Accidentally Shaving Off My Beard and Not Accidentally Growing It Back” by John Pierce

Aug 20th, 2008 | By

My beard Spreading eternally over the surfaces of my face The wide plains, the rolling hills, the tiniest crevices. Never ceasing to grow. Except for that one time when I accidentally shaved it off. My beard is like the fall. As autumn leaves cascade groundward at the faintest breeze, So fell my beard into the

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“Astrology for the Bitter”, by Jon Alan Carroll

Aug 20th, 2008 | By

Aries (March 21-April 19): The manuscript you toiled over for five grueling years is now being returned by a bored receptionist. Give up. Taurus (April 20-May 20): You’re having these dark thoughts and this tightness in your gut. To save money, you’ve cut down on little luxuries like cable TV and feelings of self-worth. Gemini

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“9-Square Championship”, by Danny Purvis

Aug 20th, 2008 | By

COLUMBIA, South Carolina: Thirty of the world’s top tic-tac-toe masters converged here to contest the first ever World Tic-Tac-Toe Championship. Two days later, on Sunday, July 14, Willy E. Atwood of nearby Cayce emerged from the strenuous 8-round competition as the best player in the world of perhaps the world’s best-known pencil-and-paper pastime and, incidentally,

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“Ventriloquist Dummy,” by Wakman111

Aug 20th, 2008 | By

Presenting: The Defenestrati, a crowd-created Defenestration comic.



“Cult-O-Rama®”, by J.D. Riso

Aug 20th, 2008 | By

Are you tired of getting no recognition for the superior being that you are? Can’t shake the feeling that you were born to dominate the masses? We have the answer for you! Cult-O-Rama® is the one stop shop to getting in touch with your inner omnipotent guru. In these uncertain times, humanity is ripe for

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