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“Upcoming Titles in Sylvester Stallone Movie Franchises,” by John Frank Weaver
Tango: Cashed Out Sylvester Stallone stars in this sequel to the smash 1989 hit, Tango and Cash. Set almost twenty years after the original, Ray Tango (Stallone) and Gabe Cash (Kurt Russell) have risen as partners to the top of the L.A.P.D. However, a freak traffic accident crushes Cash’s mind, sending him on a violent [...]
“The President and the Pear,” by Eric Suhem
A pear sat adrift in the banks of snow, incongruous, out-of-place, but as the ice melted, the pear rolled along the ground, ending up in a pile of wastepaper at the foot of the White House. A janitorial engineer wondered whether it was eatable, decided ‘No’, and tossed it over his shoulder through a west [...]
“Step One Towards Buyer’s Remorse,” by Andrew Kaye
———— Andrew Kaye is better known as the editor-in-chief of this magazine.
“Butt Implants,” found by the Defenestration Crew
This is a single-page manual for a computer. It hasn’t been doctored in any way, save the removal of any company logos. It looks innocent at first glance, but then you notice something odd about the stick figure in the first panel. Why the hell does a stick figure have an ass?! ———— The Defenestration [...]
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