Bashing Broccoli by Ida Duplantier

A hundred beady eyes of green
Look up at me. I’m filled with doubt.
I know this stuff is sick and MEAN.
I’m hungry but I’ll do without.
Those steamy stems spur silent cries
And though I try to be discreet,
The barf begins to rise… and rise…
I force it down. I WANT to EAT
But dare not face the [...]

Stop Me If You’ve Heard This One Before by E.K. Mortenson

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Mullah are on an airplane. Suddenly, the pilot
comes over the intercom to say
that they have to make a crash landing and that it doesn’t look good.
As the plane begins a steep dive,
each of the three [...]

Dad and I and Not Responsible for Typographical Errors by Gerald So

Dad and I
try to talk
every morning
and end up
listening to
talk radio

Not Responsible For Typographical Errors
I took a line out in the paper
after Steve left town
and got a dozen calls
about my rates,
when I could deliver,
how I’d handle disposal,
before I saw the reason:
DOOM AVAILABLE.
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Gerald So has returned to Defenestration after rumors his home planet survived destruction proved false. [...]