“Take That, Mr. Cleemann!” by Matthea Marquart
Oct 20th, 2007 | By DefenestrationHaving mastered the works of one Dr. Seuss at a precocious age, it was clear that I would be naturally gifted in the art of freestyle rap, should I ever choose to make my debut in this art form. However, even with the force of this overwhelming scientific evidence, my obstinate boyfriend Mr. Cleemann saw fit
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