Wuthering Heights: Again.

Way back when Defenestration was still a babe, I reviewed MTV’s Wuthering Heights. It was hilarious and awful, and I foolishly thought that it would be the nail in the “Lets Adapt Wuthering Heights for the Billionth Time,” coffin.
I was wrong. A few months ago another Wuthering Heights adaptation premiered on Masterpiece Theatre. I ignored [...]

The Adventures of Porny Bear

Recently I have been reading Pamela Paula’s Pornified, a book that argues that heterosexual porn is destroying friendships, family and male to female relationships. Paul writes that straight men who watch pornography lose interest and a  ability to connect emotionally and physically with their female partners.
An intriguing concept. And if Paula’s argument were true what [...]

Anime: It’s Japanese for ‘Boobies’ Part Two

After attempting to burn off my retinas after my recent bout of bad anime, I decided I would just have to suck it up and continue on my journey. Or buy more lighter fluid.
Ninja Scroll
Made in 1993, Ninja Scroll is about ninjas, but the scroll, like good taste, never makes an appearance. To [...]

Anime: It’s Japanese for ‘Boobies’ Part One in a two-part series

Recently a reader asked me why my columns lean towards bitter diatribes on books. To which I replied, “Shut the hell up and make me more pie!” But my mother had a point. Maybe I needed a vacation from reading crap. She certainly needed to make me more pie. So why not freshen up [...]

Whorealeen!

So, what should I be for Halloween?

A dead-looking whore?

A multi-cultural whore?

A, “U.S. healthcare is in dire straits but look how short my skirt is?” whore

Some sort of booby type air-brushed I’m A Model/Actress From L.A. whore?

Raggedy Ann? (nah, don’t like the stockings)

A whore?

Sharon Stone?
Wait, I know!!!

I’ll be a feminist! Yay! HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYONE!!!