Andrew Kaye
Editor-in-Chief

Andrew says:

A mish-mash of storyteller, poet, and cartoonist, Andrew Kaye resides in opulent Box Manor where he often dreams of the sea. Once a Pirate King of some repute, Andrew has once again started recruiting a new crew, which will begin pillaging several fanciful ports after hurricane season. Submissions addressed to Andrew can be sent to defenestrationmag@gmail.com.

Take a look at his swanky monthly column/comic, Notes from my Back Pocket.

Eileen L.
Editor/Columnist

Eileen says:

Eileen, frequent target of fallen angels, hides from his seductive wrath in the hallowed confines of this column, where she hopes to erect a wall of words between herself and the forces of evil. Eventually, she will become a human sacrifice and return as a wisecracking ghost! Until then, find her column archives under “This is Your Brain On…”

Genevieve
Editor/Columnist

Genevieve, who is taking notes, does not think that is a euphemism.

Haratron
Newsletter Robot

Made of space-age super plastics, and given life through the unholy marriage of science and extraterrestrial voodoo magic, Haratron is the machine in charge of the Defenestration Newsletter. If you want to be kept posted on when the latest issue of the magazine is coming up, as well as other newsworthy tidbits, send your e-mail to his address below (and don’t worry, Haratron is programmed not to share your e-mail address with anyone. Not even his own mother). defenestrationmag@gmail.com

Webmaster

If you can find himin this Pelennor Fields news shot, please let us know.
(Hint: he’s wearing a helmet.)

Elm Tree
Poetry Supervisor

The Elm Tree has been providing us with oxygen from Day One, and we can’t thank it enough. There’s no one better to read through our poetry submissions than the Elm Tree. After all, you can’t say “poetry” without “tree.” He told us to say that. Poetry submissions addressed to the Elm Tree can be sent to defenestrationmag@gmail.com.

Bigfoot
Prose Editor

Longtime mystery of the Pacific-Northwest, Bigfoot enjoys piña coladas and My Little Pony re-runs. We find he has a quirky sense of humor, and he loves flash fiction, which he calls “poetry with more punctuation.” Prose submissions addressed to Bigfoot can be sent to defenestrationmag@gmail.com. He’s been working for us for years—unless he hasn’t.

Amblyopsis Spelaea
Visual Content Supervisor

A blind cave fish, Ambylopsis is fond of all forms of artwork in various mediums. She’s especially partial to cartoons and photography, and loves surreal artwork. Visual submissions addressed to Ambylopsis can be sent to defenestrationmag@yahoo.com. Don’t worry about pronouncing her name. We just call her “Amber.”

Benjamin Franklin
Intern

Newly hired intern Ben Franklin has a lot to learn about the humor writing industry.