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Hello defenestrationmag.net,

I have visited your site www.defenestrationmag.net and I have a great idea on how I can send you more traffic.

I have a Diet-plan related website (a closely related topic to your site) and here is what I propose that we do (you will be below away by how well this works!)

Stephanie O'Donnell hears some weird crap. Like this one, overheard at a mall pizza parlor:

"She can crush your head . Forget about it."

.Or this, heard at a Burger King, which we have been told is an eating establishment of some sort:

Awkward, possibly ADD riddled teenager: "Hey, I heard they might be making a 'Rocky 6'."

Awkward, possibly ADD riddled teenager's mom: "...." (awkward pause)

Awkward, possibly ADD riddled teenager: "I heard...I heard they might be making a 'Rocky 6'."

Awkward, possibly ADD riddled teenager's mom: "..Well, I don't know who'd go see that."

Awkward, possibly ADD riddled teenager: "I'd go see that shit!!"