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Big Brothel
Jack Goodstein
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Announcer: Wednesday at Eight. Six professionals! Six amateurs! All with their
sights on the golden bed that awaits the last girl laying: Big Brothel-Premiere
Wednesday at eight on DON, the family network. Twelve happy hookers with their
eyes on the prize. Like the Chicken Ranchette.
Chicken: Two years with those cowpokes at the chicken ranch. This place'll be a
piece a cake. Least the johns won't be smellin' a cow patties.
Announcer: The Grad Student.
Grad Student: It doesn't take an M.BA. to figure out there's no percentage in
giving it away, if you can turn a buck turning a trick.
Announcer: Twelve tempting tarts living and loving in the Big Brothel. And the
DON cameras will be there 24/7. The Call Girl.
Call Girl: Guys like a girl with class. Some style. Those slam bam thank you Sam
street hos don't have a prayer.
Announcer: The waitress.
Waitress: A few nights on your back beats the hell out of eight hours on your
feet. Hell, a couple of years you could buy the damn restaurant.
Announcer: Every week the hooker who earns the least will be asked to turn in
her condoms and leave the Big Brothel. Until only one is left. Who will be the
last girl laying. Wednesday at eight on DON, the family network, the games
begin.
Girls: Tune us in and we'll turn you on.
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Jack Goodstein (not to be confused with Jack
Goldstein, a usurping doppleganger who often takes credit for his work) is a
playwright who has read "Death of a Salesman," "A Streetcar Named
Desire," and "Hamlet" in preparation for "Big Brothel"
which was originally staged in Pittsburgh by Sunday Night Live and then by the
Harrogate Theatre in England in their evening of one minute plays called
"Gone in 60 Seconds." This production should be available
for downloading on the internet at their web site in the near future.
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