"Hot Summer Hippie Love."

"Don't Judge Me, Or Judge Me...Sexily."

"Flash Fiction: It's Non-Fictionlicious!"

"Jezebel and the Hung-Like-a-Horse Whisperer.

"(ADULT) "Camelot: A Place of Fancy and VD."

Flash Non-Fiction: It's Non-Fictionalicious!

By Alison Burke

   

Anyone from the South can tell you that we have a locally produced drug that is more highly addictive and intoxicating than heroine. Not long after crossing the Mason-Dixon (with much care, lest you skillfully play the banjo as I) you may notice the heavenly wafting scent of rich southern culture, or more notably, the KRISPY KREME doughnut. Better known as the doughnut. This calorie-packed, gastronomic delight will eventually lead you to hyper-obesity, diabetes and subsequently early death—but the proverbial salivary orgasm it induces is well-worth the medical side-dishes with which it's served. So the next time you sit down to enjoy your pre-packaged snack cake doughnuts by some curly-haired, blond northern whore (that's right Miss Sunbeam, I am talking to you!) I hope you hear a banjo-jug ensemble mocking you.