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Vapid
By
Willie Smith
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“I’m afraid you’ve got it, Bob.”
“Got what?”
“M.O.”
Yes, Marrow Odor can ruin appetites, keep away loved ones, cost you
money. What can you do to be safe? Use Vapid, the new spray-on innerbone
deodorant.
V-A-P-I-D
– VAPID!
Jillions
of tiny jacks in Vapid’s new miracle formula penetrate bone,
raise the offending molecules and shave off entirely all traces of any the
least vestigial human scent.
“Hey, Rob – do I have it?”
“Have what?”
That’s VAPID – V-A-P I-D! The new spray-on innerbone deodorant!
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Willie
Smith says: “Please remember: this isn't Prague, and the Thirty Years War is
over; unless, of course, we are in the midst of another one.”
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