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Braces By Stephanie Nordstrom ____________________ popcorn kernel
stuck wedged behind
my left molar I
ate it now, but ate it first Last
week.
_____________________ We recently discovered that Stephanie Nordstrom is not, in fact, the heiress to the fortune associated with the Nordstrom chain of stores. Which means the gift certificates she bribed us with mean absolutely nothing. |
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