BIG BLACK DICKS AND HAIRY ASSES

By Michael Internicola

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for a while i was crashing at my
parents home in buffalo. i was using
the family aol account to retrieve my
literary e-mails. eventually i got board.
around two a.m. one evening i changed
my profile to a 19 year old bi-sexual,
big titted girl. i corresponded with
high school chicks and jerked off
in chat rooms. one time i even
admitted i was a guy after an nyu student
sent me nudes of her on a dryer.
she reported me. i got a warning.
i had my regulars, did it for a week until
some guy kept bothering me with the
little box talk. he though i was a broad.
i asked him if he liked big black dicks and hairy asses.
he said yes and i told him he was in the wrong box,
wrong place, whatever. he reported me.
after that aol turned off the service
so that my old man had to call up that night
around midnight and wait for their reasons.
i was sitting on the couch watching espn.
he came in with a sheet of paper and asked
if i wrote, "do you like big black dicks and hairy asses?"-
i told him only because some dude
was bugging me and i wanted him gone.
jesus. he told me i was too old for that and not to
use his account anymore.
i apologized and laughed my balls off inside.

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Michael Internicola already has a bio printed in this issue. We’ll give you three guesses as to where you can find it. Also, if you guess wrong, we get to eat your soul.