Defenestration

I love you. Seriously.

By Mike Brown

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lady, you are great

you're not even fat.

you're super frickin’ fly

and i'm not just saying that.

your love makes me act so

deliriously

lady, i love you.

Seriously.

the sexy way you move

makes me want to whoop and holler.

i wouldn’t ever trade you, lady

even for 200 dollars.

your love makes me act so

mysteriously

but, lady, i love you.

Seriously.

your silky smooth body

i'd love to caress

and later we'd play yahtzee

or something, i guess.

i'm head over heels. it's easy to see.

cuz lady, i love you.

Seriously.

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On Mike Brown: He was born in 1986 to convicted baby thieves. Actually, it's unclear as to whether his parents actually gave birth to him or if they stole him, but they assured him that they'd given up the baby stealing racket long before '86. Anyway, he had a childhood, where he mostly played video games and went to school from time to time. After his childhood was over, he mostly played video games and went to work from time to time. Then, one day, he had to write a biography of himself for Defenestration magazine. It wasn’t that good.