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“reason for leaving?” “from the
mailbag” and “duplicate snowflakes”
By J.D. Nelson
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reason for leaving?
rabbits with switchblades.
from the mailbag
Dear Solar Wolf,
My head is dead & full of stuffing or potatoes. Dig
right in. I know that you'd rather have some rice
crackers & hummus, but these brains is all I've got
right now.
Congratulations on your new suit -- it's definitely
you. Tap some toes, peel some hard boiled eggs, get
comfortable & squirt water from your ears.
Did you leave your lunch in the lab again? Which
chickens did you pick? I have all of my eggs on #3,
the red hen. She's always been good to me & now I'm
going to fry her up in motor oil & take a nap on this
giant square of plastic. How splendid it is to be
alive, yes?
What did you do with those broken bottles? We need the
shards for a new sculpture in the back garden.
I'll drop you a line tomorrow morning. Until then,
please straighten up a little & remember what I said
about the flowers.
In Two,
Universal Mind
duplicate snowflakes
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J.D. Nelson is the kind of guy that celebrates
Dan Akroyd’s birthday and claims to speak in tongues when it’s obvious
he’s speaking English. Funnily enough, J.D. claims that it was none other than
Bryan Thao Worra that inspired him to submit some of his own stuff to Defenestration.
And by “inspired,” we mean “threw rocks at.”
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