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The Reason Why
By David Choate
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The Orangutan moves about
Your Malayan canopy.
He swings along with nothing on-
An awful thing to see.
I guess in Borneo you don't care
If you keep you britches on.
You can't begin to know it's sin.
You can't see that it's wrong.
But the Big Guy way up in the clouds
Won't tolerate this long.
He'll waste you commies with tsunamis-
So think about a thong.
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David Choate's life can be easily summarized: while men have always kept
a safe distance him, women, on the other hand, quite literally (and
inexplicably) roll over for the man. In the past common courtesy compelled him
to grant a number of these petitions.
Consequently, Choate can not today pass through an international airport without
being heckled by harpies holding up kids. This could explain Choate's current
campaign for physical purity—which he inaugurates above with this strange
overture to simian world which presumably he feels is the easier sell.
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