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Chicken

By Cat Knight
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I.

Chicken chocolate socket sprocket

chicken walks into a bar
hopes to drown in sorrow
with whiskey and beer
just enough to feel queer
he hopes there are condoms to borrow
hot chicken sex


II.

truckin cluckin rampage!
chicken is in bed
visage not so sage
next to him
selena squirrel
a fuzzalicious wrath of rage
selenas backhand
beaten by hot girl
next time lets stick to

(reader choice!)
a. twirls
b. churls
c. swirls
d. shawn

 

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Contrary to what we originally thought about this poet, Cat Knight is not really a person’s name at all, but a small kitten in armor.

 


(c) Defenestration Magazine, 2004