Darwinian Nuns

Darwinian Nuns & The Embryo Orphanage

By Brian Fugett

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Atheists
disguised
as scientists
are breeding
Darwinian nuns
in the embryo orphanage
while every night
somewhere
in the world
a remarkable 2.7 million
kamikaze moths
perish
as a result
of dive bombing
porch lights
& contrary to popular belief
9 out of 10
laboratory monkeys
prefer to copulate
missionary style
& an astonishing 35%
of all proctologists
moonlight
as puppeteers
& an even more astonishing
73% of all puppeteers
moonlight
as proctologists.

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Brian Fugett is a member of the slacker, fast food generation that has been branded with an “X”. He sits in his pad all day consuming more oxygen than he’s worth. Authorities in the San Francisco Bay area claim he's been incarcerated numerous times for publicly milking West Nile Virus from the tits of pregnant mosquitoes. Ask him about it at: brian@wentland.com & he will vehemently deny it.