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Bloodline

By Allison McVety

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As I child I ne'er forgot

That I was probably a Scott,

My father used to talk of kilt and clan.

He tracked the family doon

As far as Carlisle toun,

But no further could a word of us be got.



My kith and kin are Celt,

So my father strongly felt,

Yet my name it must be said is in the Irish

So blarney stone in part

And with heather in my heart,

From a baser metal I am clearly smelt



With links to Cheetham Hill,

And a photo on the sill

Of a woman who could easily be a Jew

I could have been McLevi,

But instead I am McVety,

So I guess I'm just a product of the mill.



Yet there's no use in dwellin'

On the sayin' or the spellin' -

You simply cannae be what you are not.

We're a mixed bloodline,

And singin' Old Langsyne

Willnae turn a mongrel into Scott.

 

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Two significant events occurred at Allison McVety's birth - her sister took one look at her and howled for a dog and her father, not expecting another girl, and having no name prepared, named her after a horse that promptly fell at the first fence. Add to that a nose that inspired Concorde engineers, and you will understand why she has sought solace in laughter and writing.  

 


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