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Haiku Knife Fight

By Andrew T. Duncan

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Haiku #1:

Al Green is magic
When chicks hear his high, black voice
It's like huge rufies

Haiku #2:

Australia wins
When it comes to neat mammals
Kangaroos kill girls

Haiku #3:
I believe in you
And as soon as you love me
I will let you breathe

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Andy D bases his entire life believing in Dinosaurs and how big of a prehistoric party those dinos could totally throw, like Jurassic dance party or Mesozoic spin the bottle. He now lives in Monument Valley and practices his dropkicks on exposed fossils, releasing his frustrations about the dinosaurs dying so soon, before he could get to the party. Dropkicks are amazing because when you do one, you have to stop caring where you land because you are totally going to fall down hard, giving all your rage to the kick. Believe in Andy D.