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Issue VII, Volume II (We draw our restraining orders with crayon.) |
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POETRY ____________________
Abandon hope, all ye who enter this month's Poetry section, for this month, we have the results of our First Annual Sonnet Contest.
We also have some "Honorable Mentions." Hey, we told you to abandon hope. We warned you. Don't come crying to us now. |
PROSE ____________________
Jason Arbogast. "Dee's Zine." Cow patties.
Paul Hertneky. "An Overdue Proposal." ADULT Permit me to call for an end to how we
handle blowjobs, linguistically, that is.
Jeff Nowak. "My Fool." If I had enough money, I would buy me a fool.
Anna Pistos. "An Injurious Fall or, When Humor Strikes." The shrieking woman fanned herself rapidly,
causing the candles to gutter. As she staggered, Anne Eliot lunged to save
the sideboard, glaring at her erstwhile lover.
Rob Rosen. "Porno for the Lord." Dolores del Dunning and her triple D’s, the sign glowed.
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VISUALS ____________________
Ricky Garni. "With Love From, of Course, Crispy."
Stephanie O'Donnell. "Penpals with God, Episode 04." |
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(c) Defenestration Magazine, 2005