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Issue III, Volume III

(No, seriously, you have to hum the theme from Batman. Right now. I SAID RIGHT NOW.)

POETRY

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Raud Kennedy. "Reduced Speed Ahead."  

 

Gerald So. "Greatness."

 

Roddy Williams. "A Brace of Nun Poems."

 

ZebraZebraZebra. "Scatalogical Sonnetish. "

PROSE

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Tom Becker. "AAW and Me, or, What Jill Soloway Will Never Understand ." ADULT

Jill Soloway repeatedly misrepresents and belittles people and professionals in the AAW (aesthetic anal whitening) community.

 

 

Jon Alan Carroll. "Further Translations from the Corporate."


In Our Company, We Admire Focus and Drive.
            We don't practice them, we just admire them.

 

 

Tom Conoby. "Four horsemen of the apostrophe."

It has been reported that the Oxford comma may be about to become extinct.

   

 

Carol Corke. "Miranda Wolcott."

Miranda Wolcott was only eleven years old when her parents moved house, packing the furnishings, the towels, the little vibrating ceramic figurines that had come from Europe after the Balkan War.

 

 

Edward Livingston-Blade. "Rejection Letter." 

Deep in narrow winding catacombs damp with the sweat of underground places, Roderick the hero crept forward with sword cocked behind him and one cautious hand extended into the dark. 

 

 

VISUALS

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Leslie Lee. "Chinese food, anyone?"

 

Jeremiah Stansbury. "Man of La Mancha." 

 

 

 

 


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