Damien Calis. "Culinary Misunderstanding."

It is not every day you are told by a flatmate to bring home a lemon from the supermarket for the purpose of sticking it up a small chicken's arse.

Joseph Kim. "Hi, is this Hitler?"

There's always at least one Hitler in every city, sometimes even two or three. Believe it.

Dante Kleinberg "Excerpts from a Fish's Diary."

"...It rained food again today."

Jonathan Redhorse. "Mr. Crow, Volume I."

In the confusion I managed to acquire the deflated balloon along with the attached string.   I stuck this in my pocket, only to realize that I’d lost my grandchild, and that it was probably a goner.

Stephen Swycher. "Generation Gap."

G: You can either watch the Rugby or the video of Monsters, Inc.

M: Monsters, Inc.

G: The Rugby is very good.