 Archives
Note: Eileen is on haitus while she gets her edumacation on. She'll be back as soon as the Mob comes looking for their student loan money and she needs some quick cash.
August 2007: The Adventures of Porny Bear
July 2007: Eileen and Andrew Play MASH while Genevieve Burns Harry Potter
June 2007: Gossip Girl: Making the Young Adults of Today the Sluts of Tomorrow
April 2007: The Justice System at Work
February 2007: A Love Letter to Phil Collins
January 2007: Anime: It's Japanese for "Boobies" (2 of 2)
December 2006: Anime: It's Japanese for "Boobies" (1 of 2)
October 2006: Whoraleen!
September 2006: The Best Magazine Ever. Ever.
August 2006: The Worst Book in the World
July 2006: Hex Mex: It's Like Chex Mix, Except it Cuts Up My Insides, Part Two!
June 2006: Hex Mex: It's Like Chex Mix, Except it Cuts Up My Insides, Part One!
May 2006: Have You Seen This Columnist?
April 2006: War and Sleaze: Eileen Learns Russian and Still Can't Understand Tolstoy
March 2006:
Moorcock, Less Talk
February 2006: PHILosphy: A Date with Dr. Phil.
January 2006: Porn! The 'Special Place' of Paranormal Romance Novels.
December 2005: Richie Rich: Nicole Ritchie "Writes" a "Novel"
November 2005: Staked Through the Heart and You're Too Late: Anne Rice Gives Jesus a Bad Name
October 2005: Jung Out to Dry: What Demon are You? (Very Scientific)
September 2005: Fiddy Feeds Kate Moss White Lines of Wisdom: A Review of 50 Cent's New Book From Pieces to Weight .
August 2005 The Historian: The Secretive Secret Secret-Keeper.
July 2005 Cow Poo: Because Genevieve Thinks That's Funny.
June 2005 The Power of Cruise Compels You!
May 2005 When Authors Attack: from the desk of Faeluver
April 2005 Love Hurts: Examining the Sequel
March 2005: I Can Be Clever. Camus?: How to Be an Intellectual
February 2005: Prince of Thighs: Forgotten Realms and a Little Skin
January 2005:
Neil and Worship: Letters to Gaiman
December 2004
And Lo, She Heav'd: The Seedy Underbelly of Classic Literature
November 2004
Pants, Pants, Magic Pants!: Labyrinth Fan Fiction and Your Puberty
Celebrity Rebuttal: Faeluver
October 2004
Where the Sun Don't Shine : A Vampire Study
Celebrity Rebuttal: Anne Rice
September 2004 A Knocking on Heaven's Door
August 2004 A New Dawn
Celebrity Rebuttal: That Guy's Mom
July 2004 Radiodead: A Very Special Correspondence
Celebrity Rebuttal: Thom
June 2004 Lizsting to the Left: The Best Concert Ever
May 2004 Circular Logic: The Threat Revolving Doors Pose to All of Us
Celebrity Rebuttal: Theopilus van Kannel, Inventor of the Revolving Door
April 2004 A Comparative Study of the Oeuvres of George Eliot and Edith Wharton, or: Every Good Book Deserves Favour (Eliot, ibid.), With Remarks by Bear
Celebrity Rebuttal: Hellboy
March 2004 Lord of the Bling: How Hip-Hop is Changing Fashion One Velour Ass at a Time
Celebrity Rebuttal: P. Diddy's Jewelry Bitch
February 2004 Velveeta Wrestling: Why Gay Marriage Should Be Legal
Celebrity Rebuttal: GOD
January 2004 The Magic Flute: Why V.C. Andrews is Rolling in Her Grave
Celebrity Rebuttal: V.C. Andrews, Deceased
December 2003 Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover: Why Men Cheat, Exposed!!
Celebrity Rebuttal: Eileen's Ex-Boyfriend
November 2003 'Wuthering Ho'": A review of MTV's Wuthering Heights
Celebrity Rebuttal: Hugh Hefner
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