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For your day-before-Halloween (aka “Cabbage Night”) amusement: a drawing! With a ghost and a cigar-smoking ghoul! In a cemetery!

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Steve says: “It’s well known that an artist becomes more popular by dying, so I’m typing this with one hand while pummeling my head with a frozen mackerel with the other. I’ve done art for several magazines, newspapers, websites, commercial and governmental clients, books, and scribbling—but mostly drooling—on tavern napkins. I also create art pro bono for several animal rescue groups. I was awarded the 2004 James Award for my cover art for Champagne Shivers. I recently illustrated the Cimarron Review, Stories for Children, and Still Crazy magazine covers. Take a gander (or a goose) at my online gallery: www.angelfire.com/sc2/cartoonsbycartwright.”

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For your Sunday amusement… a comic!

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Vincent Davis is a man of many interests. People call him a “renaissance man,” for Davis that’s ”a term that has about as much meaning as the word awesome does!” In spite of that, Vincent is an avid writer, illustrator, songwriter/musician (vinnydavismusic.com), film maker/actor (“The Empty Man”, 2010), t-shirt designer and owner of relictees.com and an art instructor. The latter funds the majority of his other interests. Davis’ written work can be found in Laugh Riot (Flophouse Comics, 2005) 20 Dissidents Vol.1, Issue#2 (2007), The Journal News (2004), digitalabstract.com (2006) and the late commonties.com “20 Questions” (2007-2010). He lives in Fleetwood NY with his wife and his dog Skip. His portfolio can he found at: www.freelanced.com/vincentdavis

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For your Sunday amusement… a comic!

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Vincent Davis is a man of many interests. People call him a “renaissance man,” for Davis that’s ”a term that has about as much meaning as the word awesome does!” In spite of that, Vincent is an avid writer, illustrator, songwriter/musician (vinnydavismusic.com), film maker/actor (“The Empty Man”, 2010), t-shirt designer and owner of relictees.com and an art instructor. The latter funds the majority of his other interests. Davis’ written work can be found in Laugh Riot (Flophouse Comics, 2005) 20 Dissidents Vol.1, Issue#2 (2007), The Journal News (2004), digitalabstract.com (2006) and the late commonties.com “20 Questions” (2007-2010). He lives in Fleetwood NY with his wife and his dog Skip. His portfolio can he found at: www.freelanced.com/vincentdavis

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For your Sunday amusement… a comic!

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Vincent Davis is a man of many interests. People call him a “renaissance man,” for Davis that’s ”a term that has about as much meaning as the word awesome does!” In spite of that, Vincent is an avid writer, illustrator, songwriter/musician (vinnydavismusic.com), film maker/actor (“The Empty Man”, 2010), t-shirt designer and owner of relictees.com and an art instructor. The latter funds the majority of his other interests. Davis’ written work can be found in Laugh Riot (Flophouse Comics, 2005) 20 Dissidents Vol.1, Issue#2 (2007), The Journal News (2004), digitalabstract.com (2006) and the late commonties.com “20 Questions” (2007-2010). He lives in Fleetwood NY with his wife and his dog Skip. His portfolio can he found at: www.freelanced.com/vincentdavis

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For your Sunday amusement… a comic!

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Vincent Davis is a man of many interests. People call him a “renaissance man,” for Davis that’s ”a term that has about as much meaning as the word awesome does!” In spite of that, Vincent is an avid writer, illustrator, songwriter/musician (vinnydavismusic.com), film maker/actor (“The Empty Man”, 2010), t-shirt designer and owner of relictees.com and an art instructor. The latter funds the majority of his other interests. Davis’ written work can be found in Laugh Riot (Flophouse Comics, 2005) 20 Dissidents Vol.1, Issue#2 (2007), The Journal News (2004), digitalabstract.com (2006) and the late commonties.com “20 Questions” (2007-2010). He lives in Fleetwood NY with his wife and his dog Skip. His portfolio can he found at: www.freelanced.com/vincentdavis

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[Editors’ Note: This is an interview Andrew did with Steve. Obviously?]

Andrew: How are you today, Steve?

Steve: Good morning, Andrew. I’d like to say, first off,  that I’ve followed your career intently, even after that “incident” when so many of your  air-weather friends shunned you.

Andrew: Yeah. I won’t miss Eileen, either.

Steve: I must say that is a very daring fashion statement you’re making today; not just anybody can pull off that coyotes and avocados thing.

Andrew: Oh, I get that a lot. It’s really just a t-shirt with a coyote-and-avocado print, but it’s pretty convincing, right? The trick is the scent.

Steve: I hope you don’t mind my sketching my next work while we talk. Yes I use these models a lot. They’re the best nude models around.

Andrew: Do you use models when creating this piece? Live ones? Nude ones?

Steve: No, no. It’s part of a motif where cast shadows tell part of the story. I sketch the idea as supplied to me by my Mysterious Muse, and color it in Photoshop.

Andrew: Photoshop is sorcery.

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Steve says: “It’s well known that an artist becomes more popular by dying, so I’m typing this with one hand while pummeling my head with a frozen mackerel with the other. I’ve done art for several magazines, newspapers, websites, commercial and governmental clients, books, and scribbling—but mostly drooling—on tavern napkins. I also create art pro bono for several animal rescue groups. I was awarded the 2004 James Award for my cover art for Champagne Shivers. I recently illustrated the Cimarron Review, Stories for Children, and Still Crazy magazine covers. Take a gander (or a goose) at my online gallery: www.angelfire.com/sc2/cartoonsbycartwright.”

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Ain’t it great when spring time arrives
chirping birds and flowers come alive
But everywhere you walk
you’re always being stalked
by the creepy-crawly dick-ticks

Guess I forgot to tuck my pants into my socks
and I probably should have worn a jock
You don’t get much warnin’
when they latch onto your organ
and you  won’t be having sex for a while

When that tick makes his dreadful incision
you are faced with a difficult decision
You can give it a squeeze or
try using tweezers–
either way it sure ain’t no picnic
The science ain’t  exact
on how to extract
a creepy-crawly dick-tick

Ever grateful I will always be
for my wife’s surgical expertise
You shoulda seen us
excavatin’ my penis
then we stomped that freakin’ tick until he popped
Then we swept it out the door-
wiped the blood off the floor
Went to bed and both of us had nightmares.

I used to love the great outdoors
but I don’t go there any more
don’t need no ticks playing house in my dick
no….those creepy-crawly dick-ticks

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What the critics are saying about Mike Romeling:

“For nigh on four decades now, Romeling has been a smudge on the musical landscape of common decency. Now, with this latest visual assault, that smudge becomes a blot grown rank and torpid from feeding off its own wretched and degrading excesses.  I say, let this goon grope his greasy groupies like a gorged gorilla and leave the rest of us god-fearin’ folk alone.”—-Orman Spudwick—The Idaho Sentinel

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For your Sunday amusement… a comic!

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Vincent Davis is a man of many interests. People call him a “renaissance man,” for Davis that’s ”a term that has about as much meaning as the word awesome does!” In spite of that, Vincent is an avid writer, illustrator, songwriter/musician (vinnydavismusic.com), film maker/actor (“The Empty Man”, 2010), t-shirt designer and owner of relictees.com and an art instructor. The latter funds the majority of his other interests. Davis’ written work can be found in Laugh Riot (Flophouse Comics, 2005) 20 Dissidents Vol.1, Issue#2 (2007), The Journal News (2004), digitalabstract.com (2006) and the late commonties.com “20 Questions” (2007-2010). He lives in Fleetwood NY with his wife and his dog Skip. His portfolio can he found at: www.freelanced.com/vincentdavis

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For your Sunday amusement… a comic!

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Vincent Davis is a man of many interests. People call him a “renaissance man,” for Davis that’s ”a term that has about as much meaning as the word awesome does!” In spite of that, Vincent is an avid writer, illustrator, songwriter/musician (vinnydavismusic.com), film maker/actor (“The Empty Man”, 2010), t-shirt designer and owner of relictees.com and an art instructor. The latter funds the majority of his other interests. Davis’ written work can be found in Laugh Riot (Flophouse Comics, 2005) 20 Dissidents Vol.1, Issue#2 (2007), The Journal News (2004), digitalabstract.com (2006) and the late commonties.com “20 Questions” (2007-2010). He lives in Fleetwood NY with his wife and his dog Skip. His portfolio can he found at: www.freelanced.com/vincentdavis

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For your Sunday amusement… a comic!

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Vincent Davis is a man of many interests. People call him a “renaissance man,” for Davis that’s ”a term that has about as much meaning as the word awesome does!” In spite of that, Vincent is an avid writer, illustrator, songwriter/musician (vinnydavismusic.com), film maker/actor (“The Empty Man”, 2010), t-shirt designer and owner of relictees.com and an art instructor. The latter funds the majority of his other interests. Davis’ written work can be found in Laugh Riot (Flophouse Comics, 2005) 20 Dissidents Vol.1, Issue#2 (2007), The Journal News (2004), digitalabstract.com (2006) and the late commonties.com “20 Questions” (2007-2010). He lives in Fleetwood NY with his wife and his dog Skip.