Editorials

Defenestration: April 2008

Apr 20th, 2008 | By

Here we are, April, 2008, with a brand new issue of Defenestration. Love it as we love you. I’ll keep the editorial short this month, because the only thing I really have to say, aside from the fact that I love popsicles, is that we’ve updated our submissions guidelines to fit in with the changing

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Defenestration: March 2008

Mar 20th, 2008 | By

Welcome to the March 2008 issue of Defenestration, which oozed out of the backside of a rabbit-like Easter monotreme and dyed for you enjoyment. That’s right. I used “monotreme” in a sentence. While this is a logical segue into a discussion revolving around cloacas (which I like to call “cloaca orbits”), we’ll forgo all of

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Defenestration: February 2008

Feb 20th, 2008 | By

Welcome to the hallowed pages of Defenestration‘s February 1008 issue. It’s coming people. A few days from now, February 29th, that great cosmic miscalculation, will rear its ugly head. How can you, the concerned citizen of the world, prevent the disasters that are sure to follow in the wake of this day that doesn’t really

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Defenestration: January 2008

Jan 20th, 2008 | By

You can’t stop the Defenestration train once it starts moving. You need to either jump on board or get the hell out of the way. The January 2008 issue is here, and it’s already taken out fifteen cows! January is that time of the year where we get to hear about all the movies that

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Defenestration: December 2007

Dec 20th, 2007 | By

Welcome, one and all, to the December issue of Defenestration! It’s late. I know it’s late, you know it’s late, Eileen knows it’s late, Genevieve knows it’s late, Bigfoot knows it’s late, the Elm Tree knows it’s late, that old guy sitting outside your bedroom throwing birdseed at your window and humming Abba songs knows

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Defenestration: November 2007

Nov 20th, 2007 | By

Welcome to the November 2007 issue of Defenestration. Can you believe we’re into our fifth volume? Five! We’re going to have to start counting on another hand soon. What better way to celebrate the anniversary of this beloved magazine than by addressing all the error messages that you fine folks have probably been receiving! Man,

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Defenestration: October 2007

Oct 20th, 2007 | By

Welcome to the October 2007 issue of Defenestration! The October editorials are always the most fun to write, because Halloween is a mere week or so away, and everyone enjoys talking about it. Especially me, because then I don’t need to strain myself writing anything terribly clever.  This year, Genevieve is going as a professional

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Defenestration: September 2007

Sep 20th, 2007 | By

Avast me hearties, and welcome to th’ September 2007 issue of that scurvy rag Defenestration! Here at Defenestration HQ, Talk Like A Pirate Day doesn’t end on September 19th. We start talking like pirates, two thirds of the crew gets drunk on Eileen’s special “Irish Rum Recipe #35, Specifically For Pirates,” and the rest of

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