Editorials

Defenestration: February 2009

Feb 20th, 2009 | By

Welcome back. The February 2009 issue of Defenestration has arrived! February is that sad time of the year when all the snowmen we hired back in December go back to their temp agency. Many of them lost weight in the past couple of months. Some of them left a little yellower than the day they

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Defenestration: January 2009

Jan 20th, 2009 | By

Well, it’s a new year, and a new Defenestration. Welcome to the January 2009 issue!I’m all alone at Defenestration HQ. Everyone’s at the presidential inauguration. I don’t get to go because someone thought it would be funny if they chained me to a radiator with a pair of handcuffs from an adult novelty shop. I

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Defenestration: December 2008

Dec 20th, 2008 | By

Welcome to the December 2008 issue of Defenestration! This is the last issue of Defenestration you’ll see before you a.) gorge yourself on holiday foodstuffs and b.) vomit yourself back to your old weight after drinking too much at your cousin’s New Year’s Eve party. Bigfoot enjoyed writing last month’s editorial, but today he’s outside

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Defenestration: November 2008

Nov 20th, 2008 | By

Welcome to the November 2008 issue of Defenestration. By reading this instead of other publications, you’re garuanteed to decrease your carbon footprint by nearly two shoe sizes! (Andrew and Eileen and Genevieve asked me to write that joke. They said, “Hey, Bigfoot, you should do a carbon footprint joke, on account of ‘carbon footprint’ being something

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Defenestration: October 2008

Oct 20th, 2008 | By

Welcome, everyone, to the October 2008 issue of Defenestration. Halloween is right around the corner, which means November is also right around the corner. And you know what that means. (If you don’t know what that means, don’t feel embarrassed. I’m just using that as a lead in to my next sentence, which in fact

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Defenestration: September 2008

Sep 20th, 2008 | By

Welcome to the September 2008 issue of Defenestration, the only literary magazine to be voted Undisputed King of the Interwebs by almost one-third of our staff! This month features the poetry of Arlene Ang and Paul Giles; prose by Bryson Newhart and Hank Kirton; and visuals by Megan Roth and the Christopher Woods/Jeff Crouch “power

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Defenestration: Back With A Vengeance!

Aug 20th, 2008 | By

Welcome to the August 2008 issue of Defenestration. It’s new and improved and deemed fit for human consumption by the Guild of Literary Magazines and Fishmongers. As you can see everything is very, very different from the way it was back in the day (“back in the day” meaning May, for those of you keeping

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Defenestration is almost back!

Jul 30th, 2008 | By

If you’re looking for Defenestration, never fear – you’ve found us. Andrew, Eileen, and Genevieve are almost finished with the new iteration of the magazine – all we have left to do is to defeat the big boss! We’ll keep you posted.



Defenestration: May 2008

May 20th, 2008 | By

My, my, how the time does fly. Could this really be the May 2008 issue of Defenestration? It very well could be. Unless I’m lying. Which I’m not. Unless I’m lying. The one thing I never agonize over regarding this magazine is the editorial. I almost always write them at the last minute. Inspiration comes

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Defenestration: April 2008

Apr 20th, 2008 | By

Here we are, April, 2008, with a brand new issue of Defenestration. Love it as we love you. I’ll keep the editorial short this month, because the only thing I really have to say, aside from the fact that I love popsicles, is that we’ve updated our submissions guidelines to fit in with the changing

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