Nonfiction

“The way these dates go,” by Sierra Ford

Mar 9th, 2022 | By

The first thing he did was ask me on a date. It was in the bitter cold of a California winter, and the mall was decorated with all kinds of winter festivities. I could hear the sounds of steel blades scratching the ice behind me as little children attempted to push their feet forward on the foreign temporary terrain.



“So, you want to be a Dictator?” by Martin Hadfield

Jan 26th, 2022 | By

Have you ever thought that you could do more? Do you enjoy exercising control over others? Then why not consider becoming a dictator? It may seem an unusual career choice, but it can offer great rewards to those who are successful. You can even start on the journey today by following these simple steps.



“Eating Healthy, A New Theory,” by Rod Walters

Jan 12th, 2022 | By

“They” say don’t eat inflammatory foods so as to avoid bad health and death. You do need to pick your theys as carefully as your friends, though. All kinds of online they food dictators are popping up in numbers greater than the actual population. Still, so many warn about inflammatory foods, that maybe we really should pay attention.



“Nyetovshchik,” by Dale Stromberg

Dec 29th, 2021 | By

As I imagine you know, there’s a protocol for getting into an elevator.



“Saving the Pure-Blooded American Alpha Male,” by Sara Traynor

Nov 17th, 2021 | By

While the coronavirus pandemic has gripped the nation, a subtler, far more dangerous pandemic has silently infiltrated the minds and bodies of America’s men: Soy Boyism.