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    Archives - Posts tagged as 'Prose'
  • “Wild Life in the Fast Lane,” by Nick Thomas I don't have especially fond memories of my first car. The reason can be explained in two words: Chevy Chevette. Okay, you can stop laughing.  I ...
    [November 20th by Defenestration]
  • “Clark Reeper and the Angel of Temperance,” by Michael Panush It was in the early evening in the bustling town of Virginia City, Nevada, when the Angel of Temperance, or to use her real name, ...
    [November 20th by Defenestration]
  • “Man of Spam (Spam Man),” by Ron Singer Recently (how?), Kevin Kile (Mr. Kevin Kile) underwent (experienced) a perfect spam storm. (What does that mean?) The principal (main) source of Kevin's (Mr. Kile's) problem was vocational ...
    [November 20th by Defenestration]
  • “Casanova Prepares for a Duel, May 5, 1766,” by Michael Garriga Tell me why, O Lord, why I had to scurry and scramble escaping that Venetian prison to come all the way to Poland-Poland!-to be murdered ...
    [November 20th by Defenestration]
  • “A Letter Responding to Complaints About TiVo Suggestions”, by John Frank Weaver Dear Mr. Markham, Thank you for writing to TiVo, Inc. We are always delighted to hear from our subscribers, particularly when they offer us an ...
    [October 20th by Defenestration]
  • “Biting The Bullet”, by Remington Waters Get up and go. Now? Yes now. Put on some pants and fly out that door. DO NOT under any circumstance stop to talk to ...
    [October 20th by Defenestration]
  • “Dear Eric”, by Sean Raune Dear Eric, Frank Sinatra wants to take your ape to the picture show because he has some extra money and he is inclined to do so. ...
    [October 20th by Defenestration]
  • “Taking Sexy Back: Fashion Tips For Crime Fighters from the Law and Order SVU Team”, by Kelly Ferguson We admit fighting crime is a tough job. Everyday some Park Avenue housewife strangles her plumber with a cock ring. You're tired, you say, and ...
    [October 20th by Defenestration]
  • “‘Psych-Out (1968)’ Starring Susan Strasberg”, by Hank Kirton She woke up groping for her name, she woke up deaf. The room surrounded her. Piles of clothes, blankets and ...
    [September 20th by Defenestration]
  • “Bright Shiny Morning Endings to the Unfinished Burberry Anecdote in Kramer vs. Kramer”, by Fortunato Salazar And right at that moment I start to sweat. But I take my checkbook out, I start to sign the check, and my hand shakes, ...
    [September 20th by Defenestration]
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