Eileen: This is Your Brain On…

The Justice System at Work

Apr 20th, 2007 | By

It’s sort of uncomfortable when you get this from the judge presiding over your “Intoxicated While Driving With An Orangutan With A Suspended License And Silly Hat” case. But I really need the acquittal!* ———- Frequent target of fallen angels, Eileen hides from their seductive wrath in the hallowed confines of Defenestration HQ, where she

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A Love Letter to Phil Collins

Feb 20th, 2007 | By

Dear Phil Collins, You are a god. Which makes sense because you were in a band called Genesis. I bet you planned it that way, you saucy minx. Phil, you need to know how much you’ve been an integral part of my life. “Another Day in Paradise,”  “True Colors,” “Against All Odds,” “A Groovy Kind

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Anime: It’s Japanese for ‘Boobies’ Part Two

Jan 20th, 2007 | By

After attempting to burn off my retinas after my recent bout of bad anime, I decided I would just have to suck it up and continue on my journey. Or buy more lighter fluid. Ninja Scroll Made in 1993, Ninja Scroll is about ninjas, but the scroll, like good taste, never makes an appearance. To

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Anime: It’s Japanese for ‘Boobies’ Part One in a Two-Part Series

Dec 20th, 2006 | By

Recently a reader asked me why my columns lean towards bitter diatribes on books. To which I replied, “Shut the hell up and make me more pie!” But my mother had a point. Maybe I needed a vacation from reading crap. She certainly needed to make me more pie. So why not freshen up my

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Whorealeen!

Oct 20th, 2006 | By

So, what should I be for Halloween?             Wait, I know!!!   Yay! HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYONE!!! ———- Frequent target of fallen angels, Eileen hides from their seductive wrath in the hallowed confines of Defenestration HQ, where she hopes to erect a wall of words between herself and the forces of

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