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Getting High Off The Sound Of Music
So. Kids have once again found another back door to getting “high” because they can’t stand being under their parents ever vigilant, controlling thumbs in an attempt to make them more perfect than those snotty Joneses kids—that and the fact that most kids can’t stand each other (or pretty much anything that doesn’t involve themselves).
It’s [...]
Tame BDSM toy, or Awesomely Extreme Spread?!
I never intended for this to be a two-parter–but my mind has been so affected by this, I may as well have witnessed a bloody crime scene.
Only the blood has been replaced by creamy sandwich spread.
Harkening back to my last column about how commercials have infected every nook and cranny of our live as they [...]
Badvertising
Our culture has a love-hate relationship with commercials. They run the gamut from catchy to annoying to sexy to meme-tastic. Some however, are just so mind-numbly insipid, that they go down in infamy, and end up on blogs devoted to asinine advertising. Thankfully I have traded in my cable (and lost the cable companies firm [...]
Lets De Friends!
The fact that my word processor has underlined one word in this opening with the red-line of “No! You idiot!!”, should be some indication that “unfriend” is not a real word. Oxford (in their divine intelligence) has, however, decided otherwise. I have issues with this.
Yes, language is constantly changing based on societal standards, but really… unfriend?? It is a [...]
Dante’s Inferred, No?
I do a lot of gaming. It keeps me from doing stupid things, like going out on weekends and spending money on excessively priced drinks. As a gamer I fall into one of two categories: the frat boy (the ones who actually buy EA’s sports clones, and play games with bloodlust and mass destruction), or [...]
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