I’ve compiled a few recipes for your drinking pleasure over the next unbearable four (eight?) years.
Jonathan: Mysteries Answered!… and Stuff.
We here at the Defenestration Inner Council want to let you youngins know that we believe you are unique individuals with so much potential ahead of you. Alas, as we discovered ourselves, the world does not agree. Prepare to be categorized and labeled (oftentimes inappropriately) for the rest of your lives!
After careful analysis, I am able to gift you all with an assessment of your own Christmas holiday behavior based on your Meyers-Briggs personality type.
I met Mary Gaitskill once, and only once, which stands to be one of the most memorable and embarrassing evenings of my life.
Hope does not taste good. I guess coffee is best when it is bitter and brewed with human suffering and unfairness.
What could a classic British TV series like Upstairs Downstairs and Dungeons & Dragons have in common?
Defenestration Magazine is proud to announce the forthcoming publication of columnist Jonathan Harper’s debut collection of short stories in March 2015 … we think.
1st Course: Hors D’oeurve Wells Tower’s Salmon Cutlets, Ravaged and Burned Ingredients: 1 salmon filet, 2 tablespoons olive oil, 2 cloves garlic, fresh dill, 2 lemons, salt, male angst, Viking helmet Put on your Viking helmet. Savagely cut salmon filet into long strips and then mercilessly mince garlic cloves and shred dill. Adjust your
So, as another application season comes to a close, I take this moment to reflect upon my chosen career path. You see, I have an MFA in Creative Writing, which apart from allowing me to wrestle with this strange need to write fiction, has propelled me in the exciting career world of college administration. But
Well after a long hiatus, it’s nice to be back…in the Defenestration vault…strapped to this computer desk … ball and chain attached to my ankle…not allowed to leave…ever. YAY! Eileen promised me cupcakes. Anyway, it’s that dreadful time of year where we’re all expected to make due on those pesky little New Year’s resolutions.