Jonathan: Mysteries Answered!… and Stuff.

Beware the Sensual Gay Agenda

Mar 26th, 2018 | By

Here are some activities for anti-gay politicians to do while avoiding their craving for gay sex!



SEXY GOP CALENDAR

Dec 28th, 2017 | By

Presenting the proposed Sexy GOP 2018 Calendar and our star pin-ups!



Expletives in a Glass

Mar 20th, 2017 | By

I’ve compiled a few recipes for your drinking pleasure over the next unbearable four (eight?) years.



Defenestration’s Schedule of Classes

Oct 17th, 2016 | By

We here at the Defenestration Inner Council want to let you youngins know that we believe you are unique individuals with so much potential ahead of you. Alas, as we discovered ourselves, the world does not agree. Prepare to be categorized and labeled (oftentimes inappropriately) for the rest of your lives!



Merry Christmas, Crazies! (A Serious Myers–Briggs Study)

Dec 21st, 2015 | By

After careful analysis, I am able to gift you all with an assessment of your own Christmas holiday behavior based on your Meyers-Briggs personality type.