Jonathan: Mysteries Answered!... and Stuff.
Dinner with Napalm
How would I go about throwing a fancy dinner party for upwards of 50 guests?
Stage One: Denial
What? Fifty people didn’t really respond to the Evite. It’s not like they all don’t know you live in a two-bedroom apartment. They don’t expect you to cook anything – you have an abortion for a kitchen, [...]
Beware of WOW Players Bearing Baby Organs
Are children getting dumber or am I getting smarter?
I may not be the best person to answer this. Last time I had a babysitting job, I was almost inspired to start a career directing snuff films.
And let’s face it, kids are really fucking stupid. They spend the first few years of their life [...]
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