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Great (?) Literature’s Worst Boyfriends: Part One

May 15th, 2014 | By

This column isn’t about love, but boyfriends. Terrible boyfriends. The greatest, terrible boyfriends in (great?) literature.



20th Century Serial Killer Belle Gunness: What’s In My Bag?

Feb 24th, 2014 | By

Belle Gunness, mother and murderer entrepreneur, reveals what’s in her bag!



Lizzie Boredom

Jan 26th, 2014 | By

If the title “Lizzie Borden Took an Ax” doesn’t make you question Lizzie Borden’s innocence, you’ll certainly believe she was a murderess after watching at least ten different montages of wax heads smacked open and spewing strawberry jam.



The Tall Bland Starring Jessica Beige

Oct 17th, 2012 | By

There is a sinister being roaming the streets in the film The Tall Man. It has monstrous lips and empty eyes. It’s name is Jessica Biel and she is also an executive producer for this film.



How To Write A Bestselling Erotica Novel

Aug 13th, 2012 | By

Now that E.L. James is incredibly rich from her Fifty Shades of Grey series this is what we have to do:

Get in our cars, drive to my ex-boyfriend’s house and steal back my Wii.

Or, we all need to hunker down, write our own erotica novels and get that sweet cash money!