Eileen: This is Your Brain On…

Are YOU Irish Today?

Mar 17th, 2016 | By

Let’s get ready to celebrate “Ireland’s Second Rate Saint Day!”

Lady Chatterly’s The Rock

Oct 13th, 2015 | By

What the next adaptation of Lady Chatterly’s Lover needs: a dose of what The Rock plans to be cooking.

Jane Eyre, Dominatrix

Jan 20th, 2015 | By

Who’s excited for the upcoming 50 Shades of Grey movie? Only a few more weeks to go before you have to avoid asking your mom if she’s seen any great films recently. Personally, I’ll be avoiding eye contact for months.

5 Things That Would Be Better than Scarlett Johansson in The Custom of the Country

Oct 29th, 2014 | By


Great (?) Literature’s Worst Boyfriends: Part Two

Jun 29th, 2014 | By

It’s time to delve into more examples of Great (?) Literature’s Worst Boyfriends. Cuz’ I know how to LEAN IN, bitches.

Great (?) Literature’s Worst Boyfriends: Part One

May 15th, 2014 | By

This column isn’t about love, but boyfriends. Terrible boyfriends. The greatest, terrible boyfriends in (great?) literature.

20th Century Serial Killer Belle Gunness: What’s In My Bag?

Feb 24th, 2014 | By

Belle Gunness, mother and murderer entrepreneur, reveals what’s in her bag!

Lizzie Boredom

Jan 26th, 2014 | By

If the title “Lizzie Borden Took an Ax” doesn’t make you question Lizzie Borden’s innocence, you’ll certainly believe she was a murderess after watching at least ten different montages of wax heads smacked open and spewing strawberry jam.

The Tall Bland Starring Jessica Beige

Oct 17th, 2012 | By

There is a sinister being roaming the streets in the film The Tall Man. It has monstrous lips and empty eyes. It’s name is Jessica Biel and she is also an executive producer for this film.

How To Write A Bestselling Erotica Novel

Aug 13th, 2012 | By

Now that E.L. James is incredibly rich from her Fifty Shades of Grey series this is what we have to do:

Get in our cars, drive to my ex-boyfriend’s house and steal back my Wii.

Or, we all need to hunker down, write our own erotica novels and get that sweet cash money!