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    Archives - Posts tagged as 'Eileen: This is Your Brain On...'
  • Eileen and Andrew Play MASH while Genevieve Burns Harry Potter M A S H Profession ...
    [July 20th by Defenestration]
  • Hex Mex: It’s Like Chex Mix, Except it Cuts Up My Insides (pt. 2/2) Welcome back! I presume you're read part one. So we're on to the second episode. Cassie continues to go out walking around the castle despite ...
    [July 20th by Defenestration]
  • Gossip Girl: Making the Young Adults of Today the Sluts of Tomorrow When I was younger, books were my best friends. My only friends, really, as I was prone to forcing other children to sign release statements ...
    [June 20th by Defenestration]
  • The Justice System at Work It's sort of uncomfortable when you get this from the judge presiding over your "Intoxicated While Driving With An Orangutan With A Suspended License And ...
    [April 20th by Defenestration]
  • A Love Letter to Phil Collins Dear Phil Collins, You are a god. Which makes sense because you were in a band called Genesis. I bet you planned it that way, you ...
    [February 20th by Defenestration]
  • Gaydar - Magtacular After bringing to your attention The Worst Book in the World, I felt it fair, dear reader, to gently caress your noggin with tender textual ...
    [September 20th by Defenestration]
  • Every Thug Needs a Book Review Do you ever lie awake at night, tossing and turning, wondering what in the pantheon of literature could be considered "The Worst Book In the ...
    [August 20th by Defenestration]
  • Hex Mex: It’s Like Chex Mix, Except it Cuts Up My Insides (pt. 1/2) SkyOne on Hex: "It's the British Buffy!" Genevieve on Hex: "STUPID FUCKING BITCH. IN THE HEXAGRAM. IN THE HEXEGRAM. YOU HAVE ONE JOB. ONE FUCKING JOB. ...
    [June 20th by Defenestration]
  • Have You Seen This Columnist? As happens when the monthly deadline nears, the staff room at Defenestration is appropriately frenzied. Things are late, things are misspelled, coffee is slowly pouring ...
    [May 20th by Defenestration]
  • War and Sleaze: Eileen Learns Russian and Still Can’t Understand Tolstoy ".If I were told that what I shall write will be read in twenty years by the children of today and that they will weep ...
    [April 20th by Defenestration]
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