Alison: Notes From the Cube
Fight Club and Other Shit (with Science!)
Introduction:
My job is stupid. Don’t get me wrong, I like pay checks and employment, as I lack other methods for collecting said pay check, but working is just dumb. To clue you in to the environment of my mental personal hell, I’ve included a scene from this mornings antics:
Method One:
Boss: “Did you print something on [...]
Turning Tricks with Report Writing
I’m a consultant – that means that I was hired by an organization to do a job that the organization hired their own inept worker to do, but when they realized their worker was too lazy to do it, they just shelled out more money to a third party and BAM! Here I is….
One might [...]
How to Get More Vacation Time (Fired)
While working for my corporate overlords, it hasn’t escaped my attention that a huge complaint from co-workers seems to be the lack of available time off. After pondering this for about a few seconds, I started thinking, which I generally reserve for special holidays like Kwanzaa, but I digress.
Therefore, I’ve used all of my [...]
