Beware the Sensual Gay Agenda

Mar 26th, 2018 | By

Here are some activities for anti-gay politicians to do while avoiding their craving for gay sex!


Dec 28th, 2017 | By

Presenting the proposed Sexy GOP 2018 Calendar and our star pin-ups!

Expletives in a Glass

Mar 20th, 2017 | By

I’ve compiled a few recipes for your drinking pleasure over the next unbearable four (eight?) years.

King Toadstool: Portrait of a Tyrant

Feb 5th, 2017 | By

Koopa Kingdom isn’t an aggressive nation who wishes to destabilize the status quo because “that’s what bad guys do.” In fact, they’re a fledgling resistance, seeking to free all citizens of the world from under the iron fist of King Toadstool.

Defenestration’s Schedule of Classes

Oct 17th, 2016 | By

We here at the Defenestration Inner Council want to let you youngins know that we believe you are unique individuals with so much potential ahead of you. Alas, as we discovered ourselves, the world does not agree. Prepare to be categorized and labeled (oftentimes inappropriately) for the rest of your lives!

Can’t Spell “Summer” Without “Hatred”

Jul 27th, 2016 | By

After a bitter cold Winter, and inexplicably dry Spring, Summer has made its return to the Mid-Atlantic region, otherwise known as America’s sweaty armpit.

Scuttling the S.S. Friendship

May 3rd, 2016 | By

There’s going to come a point where you may need to cut someone from your life. Unless of course you’re keeping someone around as a walking container of compatible organs.

Are YOU Irish Today?

Mar 17th, 2016 | By

Let’s get ready to celebrate “Ireland’s Second Rate Saint Day!”

Merry Christmas, Crazies! (A Serious Myers–Briggs Study)

Dec 21st, 2015 | By

After careful analysis, I am able to gift you all with an assessment of your own Christmas holiday behavior based on your Meyers-Briggs personality type.


Dec 14th, 2015 | By

The holidays are like communism. It’s a great idea on paper, then people get introduced to the system, and then everything goes to shit.