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“Fix Your Chronically Ill Friends in 99 Words or Less,” by Liz Charlotte Grant

Jul 3rd, 2019 | By

Me too! OMFG that exact thing happened to me this one time, it’s EXACTLY like your thing, I swear, it’s so CRAZY that we both have your thing going on. #twinning!



“Finding Love in Big Data, One Man’s Search for Genetic Compatibility,” by Nick Hilbourn

Jun 26th, 2019 | By

Hello readers.  Anyone who knows Nick Hilbourn knows that he’s a materialist.

Not just any materialist, but a DAMNED GOOD materialist.  I don’t cut corners.  You want corners cut?  You want someone to take your corners and snip them off with a pair of left-handed scissors (YES, I AM LEFT-HANDED…GO AHEAD AND POUR OUT YOUR BUCKETS OF VITRIOL…. I AM NOT ASHAMED AND I AM NOT AFRAID).  But seriously, you want to cut my corners?



Kissing Bug

Jun 21st, 2019 | By

Time to let Winslow get his smooch on…



“Emergency Swim Lessons,” by D. B. Silly

Jun 19th, 2019 | By

If you are reading this, chances are you are in a state of Drowning.



Quit Your Day Job, Please

Jun 14th, 2019 | By

Uh-oh, looks like Winslow’s started drawing again. And it looks like another video game company has hired him, long after he was fired by Nintendo for nearly ruining Super Mario 64.