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Apr 20th, 2024 |
By Defenestration
“If I remember rightly the neighbor’s lawn was being watered by a sprinkler.”
“Which sounded like… what?”
“Mr. Prosecutor, it sounded like a defibrillator.”
Posted in Fiction, Prose |
Comments Off on “The Witness at a Loss for Words, Briefly,” by Ray Agostinelli
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Apr 20th, 2024 |
By Defenestration
I am Michelangelo. The bridezilla is the Pope. That’s how I choose to look at it.
Is it pleasant to be the unfortunate baker tasked with making her wedding cake? No.
Posted in Fiction, Prose |
Comments Off on “Out of This World,” by Brooksie C. Fontaine
Tags: Brooksie C. Fontaine, Fiction, Fiction XXI.I, Prose, XXI.I
Apr 20th, 2024 |
By Defenestration
Ladies and gentlemen, esteemed members of the PTA, please lend me your rapt attention. I know you’ve already taken in a range of different issues tonight, some of which will no doubt have shocked you. Boys caught smoking in the toilet. Office staff siphoning off donations from deceased alumni. The rowing team recruiting local beggars into a bare-knuckle boxing league. But believe me when I tell you—none of that matters. Because the issue I’m about to raise with you is something infinitely graver.
Posted in Fiction, Prose |
Comments Off on “We need to talk about Slug Simulator,” by Conor Sneyd
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Apr 20th, 2024 |
By Defenestration
You proudly do your hair like Princess Leia’s for picture day only to quietly take out the buns later when the other school children giggle and stare. You trade your stuffed rabbit, Hoppy, for Sarah’s lion at school and regret it immediately.
Posted in Poetry |
Comments Off on “Memories of Hardship,” by Grace Alamo
Tags: Grace Alamo, Poetry, Poetry XXI.I, XXI.I
Apr 20th, 2024 |
By Defenestration
This poem is delightfully small. We won’t spoil it with a preview!
Posted in Poetry |
Comments Off on “Mustache,” by Sam Kilkenny
Tags: Poetry, Poetry XXI.I, Sam Kilkenny, XXI.I