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ALPHABETICAL INDEX OF CONTRIBUTORS

George Anderson. "Rhododendron Flats."

"The Corpse."

Arlene Ang. "The Baglady Uncrumples a Scrap of Paper."

David Gwilym Anthony. "To Die For."

"Situation Vacant"

"Cushioning the Blow."

Karen Ashburner. "What The Freudians Need More Than Anything Else Is To Acquire One Or Two Poet-Minded Interpreters."

John Atkins. "Extinction."

Brooke Bailey. "A Third Person Study of Myself."

"A Twist on Cliché."

Justin Barrett. "CTS."

Nicola Barry. "Dirt Bag."

"Coll."

J. M. Becker. "The Mystery of Michael Landon and the Destiny of Jon ."

"Prozac and Bee Stings."

Tom Becker. "AAW and Me, or, What Jill Soloway Will Never Understand ." ADULT

Greg Richard Bernard. "Hindsight."

Julian Bernick. "Let’s Make a Deal, The Man-Thing, and Howard the Duck ."

David Siegel Bernstein. "Social Market."

Al Bixby. "Morey Feldman - Private Detective."

C.L. Bledsoe. "Oh My Darling, Darling, Doe-eyed Dental Hygenist."

C. L. Bledsoe. "Dear Movie Hut Employee #62."

Ace Boggess. "Thanks, Dad."

Brendan Bouffler. "The Café Latte Guide to Bad Karma ."

Lauren Bonney. "Finding Mr. Right in a World of Mr. Wrongs."

John Borneman. "Bee Careful."

Martha Braniff. "Joan's Question"

Julie Britt. "The Love Diet."

Simon Bradley. "A Trilogy of Poems Written Sometime in High School ." ADULT

Mike Brown. "I love you. Seriously."

John Bryan. "when i am a hundred."

Pete Butler. "A Word of Horror."

"The Big Picture."

Lindsey Calderwood. "The Listener."

Damien Calis. "Culinary Misunderstanding."

Matt Camplomi. "Value Meal.."

Mel Cartagena. "The Naked Moment."

J. R. Carson. "Bloody Yank ."

Jon Alan Carroll. "Talking Hedge."

"Seldom Asked Questions (SAQ) ."

"Crime Report."

"Further Translations from the Corporate."

David Choate. "Ode to an Academic."

"It's That Simple."

"Song of Sums."

"The Reason Why."

John Tiong Chunghoo. "Some Senryu Poems."

Dave Clapper. "The Velocity of a Clitoris." ADULT

Tom Conoby. "Four horsemen of the apostrophe."

John Cooley. "hooouuuhhggg ."

Carol Corke. "Miranda Wolcott."

Kelley Cousineau. "Wax On, Wax Off."

"The Fall of the Empire? That Would be in Aisle 37."

Daniel Cox. "The Spot."

Allen Coyle. "The Dialogues of Huevo."

"Toilet Stall Poetry."

Antony Davies. "The Day Death Missed the Bus ."

Bentley Snow Davis. "Overeducated, Underemployed."

Holly Day. "“First Time” and “More Things I Didn’t Want To Know” ."

Amanda DeSimone. "Die, Aussie,Die!"

S. E. Diamond. "Darwin's Turtle."

Paul Dickey. "Why Are So Many Poems Boring?"

Jim Donadio. "Dating."

Doohinkus. "A Letter to Mrs. Sally Struthers’s Coffee for Kids Organization or Some Variant Thereof."

Kevin Doran. "Thoughts While Watching His Wife Walk Down the Stairs."

David Dumitru. "Noah's Personal Rapture."

Andrew T. Duncan. "Jung at Heart."

Jilly Dybka. "Psilocybin Mushrooms Sprout at the Arizona Community College"

Ross Eldridge. "The Brightest Inventions Under Heaven."

"The Nature of Love Revealed."

"Tea and Therapy."

"A Bird in the Bus."

John Ellingsworth. "An Interview with Spike Lee."

William Fairbrother. "Cow-fishing."

Kane X. Faucher. "A Selection from Tyranny Whenever."

Kindra Ferriabough. "Japanese Wallpaper."

"Thanks, Dubya."

Matt Fletcher. "Legless Horse."

Elizabeth Foreman. "Hot Summer Hippie Love."

"Don't Judge Me, Or Judge Me...Sexily."

"Flash Fiction: It's Non-Fictionlicious!"

"Jezebel and the Hung-Like-a-Horse Whisperer." ADULT

"Camelot: A Place of Fancy and VD."

Michael Fowler. "A Brief History of Machismo, with Attention to the Male Mystique."

"Last Dance."

"The Nouveau Shelter for the Rich."

"An Exhibition of the Instruments of Some Famous Musicians, Except the Musicians Are Ordinary Workers."

Brian Fugett. "At The Nursing Home ."

"Darwinian Nuns & The Embryo Orphanage ."

J.D. Fuller. "WHEN IN ROME??"

"Death."

Peter Funk. "Alf Lives."

David Gaffney. "You know, quiet."

"The kids are alright."

"Give me a sign."

"New best friend."

"We are the robots."

Larry Gaffney. "Invitation."

Vanessa Gebbie. "Shit Lit Crit."

Daniel Gallick. "My Wife’s Marriage Defined In Third Person."

Frances Gapper. "The Poetry Course."

Deidra Garcia. "We All Scream for Ice Cream."

Andrew Garner. "The School of Slavery"

Rick Garni. "The Pressures of the Office."

"Crispy Contemplates Death."

"Crispy Freaks! But is it love?"

"A Crispy Week."

"Crispy's Saturday with the Revolutionary."

"Crispy Reads An Interesting Poem About A King."

"Crispy in the Deep South."

Vanessa Gebbie. "A Ride for Miss M."

"Revisiting Luther."

"Miss Martin Discovers Safe Sex."

Richard Gibson. "Scurrilous Poetry."

Jack Goodstein. "Big Brothel."

Benjamin Graber. "Camels Light but Unfiltered."

Sascha Grant. "The Park Face."

A Message from the Defenestration Team. "Oh, Sascha Grant!"

Nathan Graziano. "Pete and My Peter." ADULT.

"What's in a Name?"

Martin Green. "Advice on the Debate."

John Grey. "“Birthday” and “AAA In The First Century AD”."

Jonathan Harper. "The Tale of Prince Piecemeal, the Prince Who Got Wood"

"Funeral of a Vibrator."

Ally Harris. "bike ride 1."

D.T. Harris. "Short Letters to Imaginary Friends: Crossing Over to the Literary Inside."

Christopher Hivner. "What Gave it Away."

Christine Hohlbaum. "Venus Met Mars...and Laughed"

David Holub. "Found at the Dump."

Sara Holt. "I Painted Andy Warhol."

Curtis Honeycutt. “Time for Ritalin” and “On Attempting to Obtain Super Powers.”

"I Hope Your Time on Earth Expires Soon" and "Typhoid."

Jeremy Yeatts Hopkins. "God Dies Laughing: A Conversation with Broken Hammer."

Quentin B. Huff. "Sister. "

Michael Hulme. "In the Absence of Evil."

"Val Kilmer's Revenge."

"Ransom."

"From the Pages of the Bethlehem Gazette."

R. Hutcheson. "The Bush Painting."

Michael Internicola. "Big Black Dicks and Hairy Asses." ADULT

"Good Advice."

Michael Jarrette-Kenny. "The Day of the Revolution."

Charlotte Jones. "I'm No Anna Nicole."

"Family Tree."

"Making a Statement."

"The Two-Headed Rhinoceros."

Chris Katko. "W and His Trusty Steed."

Andrew Kaye. "Advanced Puppet Theatrics."

Alex Keegan. "Deborah Tavistock's Problem."

"Riot at Halifax Town Hall."

"It Was a Dark and Stormy Night."

"Flying to the Sun."

Raud Kennedy. "Reduced Speed Ahead."

Mark Kettlekamp. "Rants From An IT Professional (Wannabe)"

Maude Khannes. "Antediluvian."

Justin Kibbe. "Announcement."

"On the beauty of homegrown food."

Joseph Kim. "Majorly Fucked-Up Assholes."

"Hi, is this Hitler?"

"Crasher."

Dante Kleinberg. "Excerpts from a Fish's Diary."

Carloee Klimchok. "Office Drawer Turned Daring New Art Showcase."

Cat Knight. "Chicken."

Gary Konas. "Playing the Field (A Country-Western Waltz)."

Miriam Kotzin. "Two of a Kind."

Kirk Kuenzi. "Holiday Cheer."

Allison Landa. "Tragic Estates."

Susan Landon. "Cereal Ode."

Steve Langille. "A 'Strange Breed' Comic."

"A 'Strange Breed' Comic."

Darby Larson. "I Hate Writing."

Tim Latshaw. "The Man in Manicure."

Leslie Lee. "Chinese food, anyone?"

"Eyes and Fingers and Stuff."

Gary Lehmann. "Infinity -- Thou Must DIE!"

Fran LeMoines. "If it Rained" and "Everyone in this Movie is Dead."

"“Getting Old,” “Wound,” and “Your Philosophy Over the Phone”."

Michael Leone "WHAT I DONE: MY LIFE AT GREEN HILLS, BY DARYL P. JONES."

Michael Levy. "Chicken."

J. Patrick Lewis "Epitaph for a Horse Whisperer ."

Ellen Lindquist. "Religious Studies Grad Turns Zookeeper."

Edward Livingston-Blade. "Rejection Letter."

Devon Lougheed. "Five Reasons Why My Housemates Hate Me."

Kfir Luzzatto. "Weird Vibrations."

Stan Lyness. "Seven Counts of Lying to a Federal Investigator ."

"Consider Haiku"

Kelly Anne Malone. "The Cat ."

Iain Maloney. "A History of Our Lord Rene Descartes."

"A Swiss Holiday."

"Bobbin Monologue."

Kuzhali Manickavel. "The Chronicles of Crow - The Revenge Of Carson McCullers."

K.T. May. "Misguided Haikus."

Ella McCrystle. "Pregnancy in the Freudian Age."

"We'll Always Have Paris" and "Questionnaire at the Dating Service."

Dan McLaren. "A 'Things You Should Know' Comic."

"A 'Things You Should Know' Comic."

Adam McGrath. "Resignation."

Matt Mcguire. "The Imbeciles."

Kathleen McGurl. "Bloke's Blog."

Shawn McLain. “A hole” and “Work” .

Allison McVety. "Boys' Own Club."

"Bloodline. "

Corey Mesler. "Elvis Presley at the Gates of Heaven thinks of Memphis."

R. Roberts-Metsa. "The Pooter."

"Daddy's Girl."

Mystiac. "Note to Self."

J. D. Nelson. "reason for leaving?" "from the mailbag." "duplicate snowflakes."

"me me me"

"46."

"4 rings."

Ryan Nemeth. "The Panther."

"Sick Note."

"Letter From Home."

"Pillow Talk." ADULT

Stephanie Nordstrom. "Braces."

Matthew Norman. "The First Sentence."

Stephanie O'Donnell. "Penpals with God, Prologue."

"Penpals with God, Episode 01."

"Penpals with God, Episode 02."

"Penpals with God, Episode 03."

"Moments of Randomness."

Maurice Oliver. "“Perfect, And Absolutely Useless,” “To Finally Get Princed,” and “April In Rococo”."

Shelley Ontis. "The Art of Truth ."

Mary O.R. Paddock. "911 Transcript."

Steven Paro. "Arse Kissing 101."

Chris Plehal. "Ambiquitous Comics."

"More Ambiquitous Comics."

"Office Supplies Party."

"Supplies Party, Part II."

"Supplies Party, Part III."

Bernie Poliquin. "No Smoking."

Anna Psitos. "The Original Ending to Pride and Prejudice, or, The Sopping Bride"

"An Injurious Fall, or, When Humor Strikes."

Jane Pupek. "In the Museum of Natural History ."

Cindy Puzak. "White Trash Lament."

Bryon Quertermous. "Sharp-Dressed Man."

C. Allen Rearick. "“Anti-Semantic” and “The Right Side Of My Brain” ."

“Credit Where Credit Is Due,” “Coming Soon,” and “Obsessive Compulsive Disorder” .

"A Case Of Life Imitating Art?"

"“Chemical Imbalance” and “Stand Or Fall” "

Jonathan Redhorse. "The War."

"I Hate Jonathan Redhorse."

"Mr. Crow, Volume II."

"Mr. Crow, Volume I."

Scooter Rex. "Evolution of the College Female."

Elizabeth Ridley. "Maternity Mecca."

Rob. "In the Lap of the Gods."

"Just Sex."

Mike Romeling. "My Dear Clarissa."

Rob Rosen. "Zen Cola."

"Costco High."

"The IKEA Paradox."

"I've Been Here the Whole Time."

"Small Worlds."

Brian G. Ross. "Carpet Burned."

Jerry Rychlo. "A Comic."

"A(nother) Comic."

J. R. Salling. "The Six Beards of Henry VIII."

"The Death of Louis the Fat."

Greg Scharf. “Considering Marriage,” “Epitaph for Ronald Reagan,” and Early Morning Sacrilege.”

Wayne Scheer. "Zen and the Art of House Painting."

Davis Schneiderman. "To Complete The Candidate’s Dossier."

Victor Schwartzman. "Literary Illusions."

"Total Rapport."

"A Slave of Property."

Jonathan Shipley. "Shoo!"

Kurt Smith. "This Gum Tastes Like Rubber."

Rob McClure Smith. "Buccaneer's Bay Miniature Golf Course Scorecard."

Gerald So. "Greatness."

Sylvia Son. "A Walk in the Park."

"Frank."

Brian Sorrell. "The Great American Oil Spill."

Jeremiah Stansbury. "Pappa Fly."

"On the Range."

"Man of La Mancha."

"Monkey Bars."

Stephen Swycher. "Generation Gap."

M. J. Tenerelli. "Genius."

Travis Thomas. "The Management Training Seminar."

"Morton Freeny Show, Official Transcript, Episode #3215 August 25, 2005."

Andrew Tibbetts. "My Gay Date With Attorney General Ashcroft: a Log Cabin Republican Fantasy."

Zack Tisch. "My Sparkling Buttocks."

Paul Toth. "Sod."

Mary Trafford. "Adverbs."

Jose Tungol. "Four Possible Personal Ads."

Elise Ure. "The Art of Ass Talking."

Genevieve Valentine. "Delivering Quality Right to Your Door"

Valerie. "Marshmallows and Cigarettes."

"Boozin' Monkeys."

Various. "Purple Post-Its Gone Wild!"

Rob Verrecchia. "Space is the Place."

Megan Volpert. "the seven habits of highly effective graduate students."

Richard Walker. "Sextacy."

Tammy Walters. "Now They Call Me Donjon."

Todd Werkhoven. "The Truth About Camping."

"Please Don't Make Me Shower."

Jay Wexler. "What Do You Like Best About Me?"

"Lundy Man."

Roddy Williams. "Ode to Catherine Zeta- Jones."

"A Brace of Nun Poems."

Daniel Willingham. "Cookieville."

"Man vs. Nature ."

"Cows."

Dave Whippman. "The Swashbuckler - Finding Him and Keeping Him. A Ladies' Guide."

Guy Wilkinson. "The Office."

Christopher Woods. "Letters to Wolfhaus"

"Kevin."

Bryan Thao Worra. "The Big G." "Secrets. "

"Mischief in the Heavens."

"Chances."

Malerie Yolen-Cohen. "A Less-Than-Remarkable Life"

ZebraZebraZebra. "Scatalogical Sonnetish. "

Joe Zorzi. "We Meet Five People in Basingstoke."

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