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Issue VI, Volume II

(If this were a Bollywood movie, I'd have eighteen backup dorks.)

POETRY

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Cat Knight"Chicken."

 

Ella McCrystle. 

"Pregnancy in the Freudian Age."  

 

Roddy Williams. 

"Ode to Catherine Zeta- Jones."

PROSE

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Elizabeth Foreman. "Jezebel and the Hung-Like-a-Horse Whisperer." ADULT

Instead of the 9-to-5 girl she was somewhere between the 11pm and 3am type, the on her back type.

 

Michael Hulme. "Ransom."

When I got back to the flat, office chatter still cluttering my mind, the first thing I noticed was how quiet it was.
    

 

Alex Keegan. "Flying to the Sun."

Dear traveler, since you have decided you are going to the sun, please read the following guide.

 

Carloee Klimchok. "Office Drawer Turned Daring New Art Showcase."

You’d be better off dead than to miss the tour de force that is Drawer@676’s “I Hate My Job” exhibit.

 

Kurt Smith. "This Gum Tastes Like Rubber."

The whole thing started with what Barbara said at the Chinese restaurant. 

 

Brian Sorrell. "The Great American Oil Spill."

“An oil spill is the release of crude oil into the natural environment, usually the ocean.”

VISUALS

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Daniel Willingham. "Cookieville." 

 

Ricky Garni. "Crispy Reads An Interesting Poem About A King." 

 

Stephanie O'Donnell. "Penpals with God, Episode 02." 

 


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