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I’d like to take a moment and talk to the guys. How you doing guys? Today’s strip is all about bags. Or, more precisely, purses. Have you ever wondered what’s actually in a woman’s purse? Purses vary in size and contain all sorts of things, but there a few items that are common to every woman, no matter her age or where she lives:

1-Keys

2-A wallet

3-Top secret lady artifacts

4-Iron filings (to keep away faeries)

5-Ghost repellant (to keep away dead ex-boyfriends and/or spectral thieves)

6-Candy wrappers

7-Unwrapped candy

8-Plastic lizards

9-An astrolabe

10-A teacup and matching saucer

And now you know. Consider yourselves enlightened. Not many men knew that information until now.

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Andrew Kaye (known in some circles as AK) is the creator of Ben & Winslow and other questionable comics, many of which can be found in his deviantART gallery. He’s also the editor-in-chief of this magazine. Duh?