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In this comic, Winslow is following the standard rules governing home invasions and how to handle them. Incidentally, the following rules also work against alien invasions, barbarian invasions, and most invasions of privacy:

1-Reassure your housemates that nothing is wrong, and that “You’ll stop them.”

2-Grab an item from your collection of European pole-arms.

3-Double check to ensure that you did, in fact, grab an item from your collection of European pole-arms and not an item from your collection of canned meats.

4-Stop the home invader(s). Preferably with your European pole-arm.

Do you see where Winslow went wrong? It’s actually a pretty common mistake.

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Andrew Kaye (known in some circles as AK) is the creator of Ben & Winslow and other questionable comics, many of which can be found in his deviantART gallery. He’s also the editor-in-chief of this magazine. Duh?