Tango: Cashed Out
Sylvester Stallone stars in this sequel to the smash 1989 hit, Tango and Cash. Set almost twenty years after the original, Ray Tango (Stallone) and Gabe Cash (Kurt Russell) have risen as partners to the top of the L.A.P.D. However, a freak traffic accident crushes Cash’s mind, sending him on a violent rampage through the streets of Los Angeles. Now, the only cop who can stop him is his former partner, Tango, who has to use all his cunning and guile to stop his best friend. Costarring Rob Schneider as wisecracking sidekick MePod, Tango: Cashed Out promises to be the biggest comic, action packed, rampaging-former-police-officer film of 2008!
Judge Dreddful
Sylvester Stallone stars in this sequel to the smash 1996 hit, Judge Dredd. Set a decade after the original in the year 2149, Judge Joseph Dredd (Stallone) battles tax evaders in a dystopian future, where the IRS has come to dominate all aspects of government. In this system of justice, the judges are the auditors, juries, and executioners all in one. Tax evasion is the most serious crime, and Dredd has been assigned to hunt down the planet’s most flagrant evader: William Gates VI. Costarring Rob Schneider as wisecracking sidekick Fergie, Judge Dreddful promises to be the biggest comic, action packed, post apocalyptic romp of 2008!
Coathanger
Sylvester Stallone stars in this sequel to the smash 1993 hit, Cliffhanger. Set fifteen years after the original, Gabe Walker (Stallone) has moved away from the Rocky Mountains to the bucolic and idyllic town of Pleasantness, Nebraska. There he peacefully operates a drycleaner, but his tranquility is disrupted when former members of the Irish Republican Army, led by Saleh bin Tariq Al-Fulani (Colm Meaney), come to town looking for a lost suitcase full of cash. Walker must stop them from finding the money in order to prevent a world wide terrorist attack. Costarring Rob Schneider as wisecracking sidekick Rufus, Coathanger promises to be the biggest comic, action packed, dry cleaning hit of 2008!
Demolition Men
Sylvester Stallone stars in this sequel to the smash 1993 hit, Demolition Man. Set one year after the original in 2033, police officer John Spartan (Stallone) has transferred from Los Angeles to Miami. There he must join forces with the toughest detectives on the Miami police force, Trixie O’Shaughnessy (Michael Duncan Clark) and Bruiser Clarke (Danny DeVito), to take down a crime lord who threatens to disrupt the age of peace and economic prosperity that has reigned for ten years in Miami. Costarring Rob Schneider as wisecracking sidekick JoJo, Demolition Men promises to be the biggest comic, action packed, futuristic police investigation of 2008!
Stop or My Mom Will Shoot Again
Sylvester Stallone stars in this sequel to the smash 1992 hit, Stop or My Mom Will Shoot. Set fifteen years after the original, Sgt. Joe Bomowski must say good bye to his mother (Estelle Getty), who has been battling cancer for over a year in the hospital and has returned to her home to die in peace. But all is not well. There is a psychopathic Meals on Wheels volunteer who has been leaving a trail of murdered recluses. At her own insistence, Bomowski uses his mother as bait to trap this maniac before he can strike again. Costarring Rob Schneider as wisecracking sidekick Harpy, Stop or My Mom Will Shoot Again promises to be the biggest comic, action packed, recluse killing, psychological thriller of 2008!
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Upon receiving his acceptance for a second time, John asked, “As the author, can my name be listed as ‘John Frank Weaver?’ It, quite frankly, is a ridiculous distinction; no one calls me that. However (and I’m not making this up) it helps my mother google my pieces. There apparently are a million John Weavers out there and only one with a Frank in the middle. She actually complained last month.” We’ll do anything for John’s mom. Hi Ms. Weaver!