It’s sort of uncomfortable when you get this from the judge presiding over your “Intoxicated While Driving With An Orangutan With A Suspended License And Silly Hat” case. But I really need the acquittal!*

* The napkin is real. The orangutan was not.

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Frequent target of fallen angels, Eileen hides from their seductive wrath in the hallowed confines of Defenestration HQ, where she hopes to erect a wall of words between herself and the forces of evil.

This napkin was probably not from a fallen angel.